A girl's moan is the sexiest thing ever.
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
no one really finishes television series
television series finish us
No I’m pretty sure my girlfriend finishes me.
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
Why don’t all guys think like this?
BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS F E M A L E
Ummmm I’m pretty sure I don’t know a single guy who DOESN’T think like this.
But thinking like this is the same reason most girls accuse us of being perverts so the respectful young men keep their mouths shut.